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At PerSpectives Inc., we strive to keep our employees happy. And while there’s a long road ahead of us, Q1’s Employee Satisfaction Survey confirms that we’re moving in the right direction.

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At PerSpectives Photo Corp., we’re looking for a diverse group of individuals to help us expand our library of corporate stock photos. Are you physically capable of holding a calculator? How about toppling a chess piece? If so, take some … Continue reading

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ATTN: HR Employees Following the acquisition of several new properties, PerSpectives Legal Department has requested that we update our bilateral obligations with employees. Please disseminate and fingerprint the applicable departments. Form I8461: Healthier Care Release. In order to expand the … Continue reading

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Not even a business magazine will advocate for productivity on this, the most beautiful of days. We would have posted this slideshow earlier, but slides five, six, seven, and 16 are all true life.

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Your family here at PerSpectives, LLC is truly heartbroken to inform you, [insert name], that today will be your last day. It was a difficult decision reached only after months of contentious late-night meetings (shout out to Girl and the … Continue reading

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Marketing to millennials is a challenge. Some are flush with disposable income, while others live with their parents. Distribute this simple survey to find out which target demographic your company is reaching. 1. What laundry detergent does the millennial regularly … Continue reading

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Bill_Barnes28 at 1:04 p.m. Might I suggest Ball and Oates? I can bring a 4-pack of Redd’s Apple Ale. KayKole at 2:04 p.m. No long-sleeve tees this year — Gary sweats too much. I think our name should be “Kickstarters” … Continue reading

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Dear Grubless, Mergers offer plenty of chances for synergies and innovation. For one, you can now call yourself Grubless, like we just did. Below are some additional suggestions that the Grid staff has for you as you embark on this … Continue reading

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In this tough economy, no advantage is too small. Grid sat down with thought leader and CFOX analyst Alan Money to discuss how a magazine rack might hold the key to your next job. “Just like the rest of us, … Continue reading